BEING A DEGENERATE LOSER WITH NO STANDARDS, I CRAMMED SOME MEATBALL HOT POCKETS IN MY FACE. THE BAD NEWS IS I BURNED THE HELL OUT OF MY MOUTH. THE GOOD NEWS IS I DIDN'T HAVE TO TASTE THE HOT POCKETS I WAS EATING.
WHO EVEN DECIDED THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? TAKE ALL THE GOOD STUFF OUT OF A BURRITO, FILL IT WITH CRAP, AND LASH FREEZE IT? WHY? WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?
600 CALORIES LATER AND I THOROUGHLY HATED MYSELF. I WOULD'VE THROWN UP BUT DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THOSE BASTARD BURRITOS AGAIN.
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