YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT CHEEZ ITS? THE FACT THAT MY FAT SHIT OF A BODY CAN EAT AN ENTIRE FAMILY SIZE BOX IN ONE SITTING. HOW DARE THEY MAKE SOMETHING SO ADDICTIVE?
I MEAN IT'S CHEESE AND CRACKERS AT THE SAME TIME. ALSO A FRICKIN TON OF SALT. DELICIOUS SALT. YOU EVER TIP THE END OF A CHEEZ ITS BAG INTO YOUR MOUTH TO GET THE LAST CRUMBS? WELL EXPECT A BOWL OF SALT TO COME WITH IT.
THE ONLY THING WORSE IS A BLOCK OF ACTUAL CHEDDAR CHEESE WHILE EATING A BOX OF CHEEZ ITS. LIKE SOME KIND OF INCEPTION BULLSHIT.
FINAL RATING: CHEESIBETES
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