ANGRY NATHAN'S HOTDOGS REVIEW

NATHAN'S HOTDOGS ARE TOO GOOD. THERE, I SAID IT. YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO EAT FIVE PACKAGES OF THESE IN ONE SITTING? WELL I DO BECAUSE I DID IT.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE HOTDOGS. THEY'RE DISGUSTING MEAT TUBES. NOT EVEN MEAT. MEAT BYPRODUCT. MEAT BYPRODUCT TUBES. FULL OF SALT AND Z GRADE MEAT.

BUT THESE THINGS ARE THE BEST. MY ONLY PROBLEM IS THERE AREN'T ENOUGH TO SATISFY MY INFINITE HUNGER.

FINAL RATING: INFINITE MEAT TUBE