ANGRY NACHO DORITOS REVIEW

 

I SWEAR THESE ARE THE MOST ADDICTIVE CHIPS ON THE DAMN PLANET. THEY DON'T EVEN TASTE THAT GOOD. BUT THEY HAVE THAT SPECIAL FLAVOR THAT MAKES ME NEVER FEEL FULL SO I JUST SHOVE THEM IN MY FACE UNTIL THEY'RE GONE.

SCIENTISTS LITERALLY DESIGNED THE FLAVOR THAT WAY.  IT'S DEVIOUS MARKETING. BUT IT WORKS. 

AND THEN THE ORANGE CRAP GETS STUCK ON MY FINGERS AND I HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WASH UP AFTER EATING SOME CHIPS. FIRST THEY GET ME ADDICTED TO THEIR STUPID CHEESE FLAVOR THEN I HAVE TO TAKE A FRICKIN BATH.

FINAL RATING: NOT MY CHEESE

No comments:

Post a Comment