MCDONALD'S DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE USED TO BE MY NUMBER ONE FAST FOOD BURGER. BUT THEN I GOT OLD AND GREW SOME TASTE BUDS.
THE LAST TIME I HAD ONE OF THESE IT ACTUALLY TASTED REALLY GOOD. TOOK ME BACK TO ALL THE GOOD TIMES OF BEING 15 YEARS OLD AND AN IDIOT.
BUT ABOUT 20 MINUTES AFTER EATING IT I FELT SLIMY AND GROSS. IT WAS LIKE ALL THE GREASE WAS JUST UNDER MY SKIN.
LUCKILY I ATE THE FRIES JUST IN TIME BEFORE THEY GOT COLD AND GROSS SO THE MEAL WASN'T A TOTAL LOSS.
WASHED THE WHOLE THING DOWN WITH SOME COKE AND CONTEMPLATED MY LIFE'S CHOICES.
FINAL RATING: GREASE
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