ANGRY CHIPOTLE STEAK BURRITO REVIEW

SO CHIPOTLE'S STEAK BURRITO TASTES PRETTY GOOD. BUT I'M AN ANGRY PERSON WITH AN ANGRY APPETITE SO I'M GONNA BE MAD ABOUT IT.

FIRST OF ALL, IT FALLS APART NEAR THE END AND I HAD TO SHOVE A HANDFUL OF BURRITO IN MY MOUTH! I LOOKED LIKE A FRICKIN CHIPMUNK.

SECOND, IT TASTED GREAT. I WANT TO EAT 100 MORE OF THESE. I WANT TO CRAM THEM IN UNTIL I DIE.

BUT THEN A MERE TWO HOURS LATER, I GOT SOME TUMMY RUMBLES. ALL BECAUSE OF THIS BURRITO, I POOPED WITH THE FORCE OF 1000 SUNS.

FINAL RATING: BUTTSPLOSION