ANGRY CHICKEN MCNUGGETS REVIEW

CHICKEN MCNUGGETS? YEAH CHICKEN MCNUGGETS! I HATELOVE THEM SO MUCH!

YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME TO EAT RANCH DRESSING OF ALL THINGS? MCDONALD'S CHICKEN MCNUGGETS. I HATE RANCH. IT'S FOR DUMB CHILDREN AND IDIOTS LIKE ME.

THEY GOT ALL THE DUMB SHAPES. LIKE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF A CHICKEN IS SHAPED LIKE A BOOT. I'M FAT! JUST CRAM THE CHICKEN MEAT IN MY MOUTH HOLE! AND COVER IT IN SLIMY RANCH DRESSING BECAUSE I'M A DEGENERATE SACK OF CRAP.

I GET THE 20 PIECE BECAUSE FUCK MY ARTERIES IS WHY! AND THEN SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LUCKY THERE'S A 21ST PIECE. MY LIFE'S GOAL IS TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO FIND THE LEGENDARY 22 PIECE 20 PIECE BOX!

I WON'T LIVE THAT LONG THOUGH BECAUSE OF TERRIBLE EATING HABITS!

FINAL RATING: MCHEARTDISEASE