BUTTERFINGERS ARE SO DUMB. ALL THEY DO IS CRAM THEMSELVES INTO MY TEETH. IT IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.
WHAT'S WORSE IS HOW DELICIOUS THEY ARE. IT'S MY FAULT THEY CRAM THEMSELVES INTO MY TEETH. AND THEN I GOTTA GET A FRICKIN JACKHAMMER TO CLEAN MY TEETH OUT.
BUT THEN IT'S EVEN WORSE BECAUSE THERE'S 100 DIFFERENT WAYS TO EAT THIS CRAP.
THERE'S CANDY BARS, CANDY BALLS, ICE CREAM, THE LIST GOES ON. IT'S WHY MY DENTIST HATES ME. AND THAT HATE IT WHY I HATE HIM. IF BUTTERFINGERS DIDN'T EXIST THEN ME AND MY DENTIST COULD LOVE EACH OTHER.
FINAL RATING: FUCK MY TEETH.
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